5 November 2012

Do You Know Kpop MBLAQ?

Now, the world is probably very familiar with a genre of kpop by now after the Gangnam Style video went viral. But if you think you know all of Kpop because you know Gangnam Style inside out then you are very, very wrong. Kpop is a very broad term and there are many, many talented groups within the mammoth kpop industry that people don't know about. Time to get exposed to other kpop bands, people!

Alright, MBLAQ fans. Be warned. I am going to mock this MV (This is War) because of its plot which I find to be ridiculous. Don't misunderstand me. I love MBLAQ since it came out years ago. But because I love them so much, I want make fun of them. It's like teasing, you know? Angry fangirls, please don't hurt me... *hide*

I screenshot This is War in high quality so that you guys can enjoy those sexy men and plot to the fullest. 
I absolutely love the song, the chorus, the actors and the dance. MBLAQ has so much potential and it's a pity there haven't been new release lately. Again, Lee Joon is going to play the tragic hero in this MV.

What I like about this MV is the lyrics. It's pretty unusual, even outside of the trendy kpop. It's not really about love. It's about friendship. A betrayed friendship. That's so rare. Nowadays, you hear a lot of broken heart sob story lyrics, new found love... etc. When was the last time you heard a song about 2 best friends (male) and their betrayed friendship? I had heard women singing this on rare occasion, but men?... this is definitely rare! I would strongly recommend you guys to take attention to the lyrics when listening to this song.

So you see Lee Joon with a sniper gun trying to kill the target. Then randomly, another assassin appears and also wants to kill the girl. Somehow Lee Joon is angered. He not only decided not to kill the girl but to save her. So instead of going the job of just sniping the assassin from the rooftop, he went down the building, grabbed the girl and started running. Logic... wait for it... Then the girl got shot on the shoulder. Angered, Lee Joon fought with the assassin using fists and kicks while HOLDING GUNS. Why not... just shoot at each other? Like I said. No logic. After killing the assassin, Lee Joon brought the wounded girl to his hobo friend's place instead of a hospital. 

Of course, said friend (Thunder) was like WTF? Y U BRING A DYING girl to my hobo trailer parked in the middle of a junkyard? Yo wtf bro! This is so not cool! 

Anyway, despite living in a hobo area, the trailer is way too clean. Lee Joon took care of the girl and all happy. This is so weird. LOL. It's almost like Edward-creepy. Almost.

Outside, Lee Joon would practice his shooting with... gun blueprints. So we are going to assume he assembled his own guns from the junk. Right?

Lee Joon then had to leave for unknown reason and asked Thunder to take care of the girl. So doing as asked, the girl and Thunder got closer... and possibly developed a romantic relationship.

Then Lee Joon returned and was EXTREMELY scandalized that his friend and his wounded former target are dating. He was like OMG HOW COULD YOU MESS WITH MY LOVE, BRO? THIS IS WAR! 
It makes. No. Sense. 
I thought you wanted to kill the girl? Ok I get it that you saved her... but dude, you don't even KNOW her. You have been with her for like what? Shooting, running, killing assassin, sitting on her bed... and you disappeared. Thunder, your pal, is the one who is taking care of the girl, INTERACTING with her. 
Anyway, I find the plot absolutely hilarious. Go on. 

Upset by his friend's betrayal, he dragged the girl outside the hobo trailer. Thunder then interfered (he has the right to... since she is HIS GIRLFRIEND).
Lee Joon then punched Thunder and ... wait for it... kicked him right in the balls! With a jump kick.
 I SOOOO SAW THAT DIRTY MOVE! Lee Joon! What... the... hell? LOLOLOLOL WUT?
NUTS CRACKER!
 I don't even know man... Ok back to the plot. Then Lee Joon threatened the couple with a gun. He fired. The bullet curved around (he purposely did that while defying the law of physics at the process) and hit him in the neck. Why do you shoot yourself? I don't get it. You appeared randomly in the couple's life, threatened them and killed yourself in front of them because you don't get the girl. That's pretty messed up if you ask me! 

So he died. OH! Not before giving his friend two plane tickets. LOL WTF HAPPENED? My conclusion is that he wanted to go on a trip with the girl. (That's probably what he was doing after leaving the girl in Thunder's care... to go buy plane tickets) But since he is dying (after shooting himself... why?), he gave the tickets to Thunder so that he can go with the girl in his place. Then bleuh... he died. Everyone is sad. Ok I get it that Thunder is sad but WHY are you sad, girl? You barely know the guy! And he just pointed a gun at you! Why? WHYYYYY?

Anyway, if you are a MBLAQ fan, you will notice how many times there are "Angst Lee Joon" in many of their videos. He must really love to get tortured... emotionally. That's ... kinky. LOL. 
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